Showing posts with label #ledbydonkeys. Show all posts
Showing posts with label #ledbydonkeys. Show all posts

4 June 2020

Don't be fooled by the foolishness

We shouldn’t be distracted by Johnson’s shambolic performances in parliament and at the daily briefings. Behaving like a clown whilst dangling on a zip-wire didn’t stop him going on to become a ruthless liar of a PM. And his current reality-defying smoke & mirrors tricks, scripted by gaming-meister Cummings, don’t take away the government’s world-beating result of excess deaths per capita during the pandemic – see more details here, nor the steady approach of a Brexit & US trade agreement car crash see more details here and here.


25 May 2020

Theatre of the Absurd. Farce & tragedy combined

#JohnsonMustGo
#CummingsMustGo
#HancockMustGo
#PatelMustGo
#GoveMustGo
#RaabMustGo
#ShapsMustGo
#TrussMustGo

10 May 2020

Day 49 of UK lock down: More Oliver Hardy than Winston Churchill


Stay alert – for what ?
For sub-microscopic infectious agents lurking in dark doorways ?
For more absurd hyperbole being used in an attempt to distract from the hypocrisy & failures ? (5 points for every use of fantastic, amazing or world-leading)
For Johnson and his mendacious crew of Brexit-monkeys giving back-door bailouts to the aviation industry in their rush to get back to planet-wrecking business as usual ?
For desperate trade agreements with the US being snuck in through the back door whilst nobody is looking ?

7 May 2020

Day 46 of UK lock down: VE Day


Tomorrow marks the end of the European chapter of the bloodiest conflict in global history, involving a total of 190 countries. Over just 6 years an estimated 60 million people died - 20 million military and 40 million civilian (almost half of whom were in Russia). Many, many, millions more were injured, traumatised or displaced. And the damage wasn’t confined to people – the impact on marine and terrestrial ecosystems is still being felt.
To commemorate the 75th anniversary of that day by flogging the dead horse of British exceptionalism, or by using bunting & flag-waving to distract either from the clusterfuck of the UK government’s handling of the Covid-19 pandemic, or from the impending car crash of a hard Brexit at a time of global economic meltdown, would be a grotesque abuse of the memory of all those millions.
Instead let’s remember, and celebrate, the collective international effort which transcended petty nationalism to bring that appalling and devastating war to an end.


5 May 2020

Day 44 of UK lock down: No such thing as a free trade lunch


In 1776 Adam Smith wrote, in the Wealth of Nations: “It is the maxim of every prudent master of a family, never to attempt to make at home what it will cost him more to make than to buy. If a foreign country can supply us with a commodity cheaper than we ourselves can make it, better buy it of them with some part of the produce of our own industry, employed in a way in which we have some advantage”.
By ignoring the whole-life cost, which takes into account the social and environmental price of manufacture, use & disposal of goods, Smith’s legacy has been one of gross inequality, back-door imperialism, sweatshops, wage slavery, and minimal to non-existent protection of workers and environment. Oh, and, in the case of smiley International Trade Secretary Liz Truss, the “inadvertent” and illegal shipping of military supplies to Saudi Arabia, twice.
That’s the same Liz Truss who was promoted as a reward for supporting Johnson in his leadership campaign and for being the architect for plans to cut taxes for people earning over £50,000. And who is now embarking on free trade negotiations with the US to “help the economy bounce back” from the Covid-19 crisis. True, this may adversely effect the much-clapped NHS, but things are definitely looking up for UK exports of pork pies and shower trays.




2 May 2020

Day 41 of UK lock down: Just Stop Lying



The lock-down is giving a good opportunity to reflect and prepare for what comes next, but the uncertainties are so bewildering, that it’s difficult to focus.
 However, what seems as certain as night following day is that the UK’s Conservative government will continue to spin and lie in response to every challenge. Johnson’s track record of lying is thoroughly recorded, as is that of Gove , Raab, Patel,  and Hancock. Yet they keep going. The tactic, from the same dezinformatsiya black propaganda  & disinformation playbook that has worked for Trump, Putin, Bolsonaro,  seems to be to spout whatever bollox suits the narrative of the moment, in the hope that more people will believe it than not, before quietly withdrawing it later when attention is elsewhere.
The Tories did it about Brexit. They’re doing it about Coronavirus. And they’ll be doing it about the climate and ecological emergency when it’s back on the mainstream agenda.
Extinction Rebellion’s first demand is Tell the Truth. Not complicated but massively important. This is reality we need to confront, not some computer game.  If we allow lies and spin to become the norm of discourse, then we are simply, and comprehensively, screwed.



1 May 2020

Day 40 of UK lock down: The writing is on the wall for fossil fuels


The oil industry is foundering, and even traders in futures markets are beginning to seek more buoyant ships.
Meanwhile, forward looking companies that read the writing on the wall some time ago, such as Danish state-owned oil & gas company (Dong) morphed into a renewable energy company (Ørsted), are now thriving despite the pandemic. See report here.
In a recent article in the influential Science Magazine, Daniel Rosenbloom & Jochen Markard summarise very lucidly the global opportunity created by the current circumstances for a rapid move to a cleaner future.
At the same time, they highlight the need not only to avoid bailing out fossil fuel companies and industries, but also to support affected workers and communities in the form of temporary relief, retraining, and retirement benefits. The choice of a cleaner and more sustainable future involves a fair and regenerative approach to human resources too.
And opinion from within the oil industry is beginning to shift in the same direction !


30 April 2020

Day 39 of UK lock down: Smoke, Mirrors and Walpurgis Night

So far the UK government public response to Covid-19 has focused on vague concepts of Britishness, determination, wrestling, and a nice old chap who’s been walking up and down his garden. The motivation is probably two-fold, in part to deflect attention from the uncomfortable and scandalous behind-closed-doors underbelly of the real response, and partly to maintain the myth of British exceptionalism for when the headlong rush to a catastrophic hard Brexit re-emerges into the daylight from behind the pandemic.
Vagueness and lack of attention to the truth are characteristics of the politics of personality much used to prop up dominant conservative ideologies. As a conjuring trick, its success does rather depend on the charisma of the politician, which has evidentially been a problem for the charisma-free UK government during Prime Minister Johnson’s frequent absences from office. Johnson’s stooge Raab had all the conviction and charisma of a UPVC window salesperson at Prime Minister's Questions 29 April 2020, when confronted by a real grown-up politician in the form of Keir Starmer – who is one of the few silver linings in the political clouds currently sitting over Westminster.
Tonight is Walpurgis Night when pests, smoke, and useless politicians are traditionally chased away to clear the air. If only !
Read a detailed and precise account of the UK government's shameful pandemic response here

29 April 2020

Day 38 of UK lock down: The End is Nigh


BP has gone from a $2bn profit this time last year to a $500m loss, but is still issuing a dividend to their investors, which looks like delivering a 7% yield , albeit by drawing on their capital & depleting their resources. This is clearly is not a sustainable long term strategy, but then neither was what the fossil fuel industry has been doing to the planet for the last 300 years.
Oil prices are currently at the lowest point for 160 years, although that’s not quite as dramatic as it sounds, since prices were almost as low in the 1970s and late 1990s. Nevertheless, Jeremy Cliffe, writing in the New Statesman, makes the point that, regarding the end of the Age of Oil, it’s now a matter of not if but when.
And the answer to that rather depends who prevails – short sighted investors and their populist politician puppets, or people prepared to seize the moment and change to a regenerative & circular economy.


28 April 2020

Day 37 of UK lock down: psychology time


So, since the pandemic started, Trump has, in his press briefings and White House statements, taken the opportunity to praise himself 600 times, excluding his relentless tweeting. Narcissist who really really believes in himself, or fragile ego in constant need of support ?
Equivalent data for the number of times the UK government spokespeople have invoked the language of war and conflict, or has parrotted patronising and hypocritical sound bites about the NHS, is not available, but must be reaching similar numbers.
Meanwhile, the New Zealand government has got on with the job, contained the outbreak, and is now ready to lift the lock down .

27 April 2020

Day 36 of UK lock down: Johnson's return


Johnson, B is back in Downing Street, with a note from Matron to excuse him from answering any difficult questions about Cummings cherry-picking the scientific advice, about not treating the public like adults, about lying about herd immunity strategy, or about opportunistically accelerating towards a crash-out from the EU. And he’s to stay indoors at playtime, and restrict his public statements to occasional crowd-pleasing soliloquies about pluck, heroism and other uniquely British qualities, which have already created a patriotic flutter amongst much of the UK press, especially those outlets owned by billionaires and aristocrats. Young master Hancock is also very relieved.



25 April 2020

Day 34 of UK lock down: distressed billionaires


The queue for financial bailouts from the lock-down is getting longer, with not only Richard Branson, Victoria Beckham, and various owners of huge grouse-slaughtering estates in Scotland seeking support from the UK government (aka UK tax payers), but also the Trump Organisation . Yes, that Trump, the sarcastic one, because seemingly his loss-making golf courses are now making even bigger losses. Not that losses from golf courses are his biggest problem just now. See NY Times analysis here

Christiana Figueres pointed out, in the recent BBC radio programme Fallout, that there are some important parallels in dealing with Corona virus and with the climate & ecological emergency. In particular, those countries which understood the science and the need to give speedy attention to areas of high probability &, high impact risk, are those which have done much better in mitigating the problems. Those countries led by idiots or sociopaths not so much.

When it comes to giving public funding to help prop up business affected by the pandemic, the choice seems very clear – we can follow the clamour from the greedy rich, and return to an unsustainable “normal” which created the environmental mayhem in the first place, or we can take the opportunity to support those businesses which help us move towards a sustainable and regenerative way of being.


24 April 2020

Day 33 of UK lock down: Hiding in a fridge at Chequers


Having mooted injecting disinfectant, and shining really really bright lights inside Covid-19 patients, as possible cures, Trump has shone his laser-like stable genius on a medical assessment of the UK’s missing prime minister, whom he thinks is “ready to go”. Quite a lot of people in the UK have already been thinking that Johnson should go, along with his cronies, to make way for a competent government which is capable of dealing with this crisis, instead of the Dad’s Army tribute act we’re currently saddled with.

Meanwhile, back in the grown-up world, Caroline Lucas has put it very succinctly: “This global health emergency has laid bare the failings in our current system. But, if we choose to, we can lay the groundwork for a fairer, greener recovery, and rebuild a society that is more equal and more resilient, and where people and Nature thrive.”

And the Dutch government have also been putting the lock-down time to good use, producing a clear and convincing plan for a Green Recovery from the pandemic, which could serve as a model for any responsible government.



23 April 2020

Day 32 of UK lock down: Pinning the Tale on the Donkeys


In an attempt to deflect the tidal wave of blame looming over this inept and mendacious UK government, Dominic Raab boasted at PMQs yesterday: ”People said that we couldn’t build a hospital in this country at that kind of speed, and we’ve built several, with more to come.”

Unsurprisingly, he neglected to mention the 100,000 unfilled staff vacancies arising from 10 years of neglecting the NHS, which mean that there aren’t enough ICU staff for those new hospitals, and patients are being turned away (see report here). Not to mention the homicidal negligence shown by the government with regard to PPE procurement, so even if there were available staff, they’d be inadequately protected (See Philip Pullman's excellent essay on the subject here).

More proof, as if it were needed, that we can’t rely on Johnson & his cronies to lead the country anywhere other than a crashing out of the EU. (See analysis here) Except when it comes to keeping access to Europol databases, obvs (See report here)

One bit of good news is that the Labour party seem to have elected an effective leader of the opposition, capable of holding the complacent and useless bastards to account.

22 April 2020

Day 31 of UK lock down: Earth Day



Today is Earth Day, and 50 years on from the first of these days marked out to show unified support for environmental protection across the globe. 
A telling reminder that the environment has been firmly on the international agenda for at least half a century and yet, despite some very significant advances,  GHG emissions are still rising, and we’re still devastating ecosystems in pursuit of our consumerist addictions.
What’s different this year is that Earth Day is happening in the midst of a once in a generation global upheaval that has thrown normality up in the air, giving us a real chance to make changes at the scale they need to be made. We have come to a major fork in the road, where we must choose our future, and it’s not about survival or not. Survival isn’t enough – it’s about what kind of Earth do we want.
Charles Eisenstein sets out the stark choice very clearly in this short (6 minute) video
#WeCanChange !

21 April 2020

Day 30 of UK lock down: we don't have to be led by any kind of donkeys


Covid-19 travel restrictions and slowing down of business & industry have led to a dramatic drop in demand for oil, and an equally dramatic drop in oil price, and oil producers are now racing to reduce production. The US was too slow off the mark, and over-production there, coupled with full reserves, led to negative pricing for the first time ever, which is a revealing indication of the power of market demand over these allegedly unstoppable Molochs.
Blaming the oil companies for what they do is like blaming lions for eating antelope, which is not a solution. Move the antelope elsewhere, and the lions will go away.
We have a huge opportunity here to seize the moment and push for a swift transition to renewable energy, and for a radical review of our underlying energy demand. We can change, and this is the moment to do it.

20 April 2020

Day 29 of UK lock down: Carpe Diem


Despite the catastrophic impact of the pandemic, the global governmental responses, and the environmental consequences, are highlighting a very real opportunity to make some positive changes to our existence.
 At the same time, it’s not just environmental activists (and hedge fund managers) who are seeing opportunities. Trump seems determined to turn the global catastrophe of Covid-19 into a personal campaign to consolidate electoral support from his voter base who somehow seem to believe that he is their best chance of salvation.
 In the UK, Johnson is clearly going for the sympathy vote, despite his piss-poor record in dealing with difficult situations, and his government being disastrously wrong-footed by the pandemic. Meanwhile his under-donkeys, Raab & Gove are frantically gaming the situation for maximum personal career development.
 It’s probably not a complete non-sequitur to visit the definition of the word hypocrite at this point. It’s from the Greek word hypokrites, which means “an actor” or “a stage player,” at a time when the actors wore large masks to mark which character they were playing.



19 April 2020

Day 28 of UK lock down: Ecology begins at home

After Munch, via Ise & Conaglen Estate

The pandemic is showing the need for all of us to be responsible custodians of our environment, and not just the pretty, cuddly or tasty bits but the whole biome.
Custodianship means guardianship – ie looking after something, nurturing it, and keeping it safe. What it doesn’t mean, in the case of land, is creating a barren wasteland, whether in pursuit of some biocidal ideal of “garden tidiness”, “sport”, or industrialised monoculture. Nor does it mean disrupting delicately balanced ecosystems for commercial gain.
If we ignore the biodiversity in our own backyards and gardens, it’s an easy step to ignoring the entire ecosystem, and to being prepared to trash it in pursuit of commodity and easy gratification. Conversely, if we engage with and respect that local diversity, so it becomes easier to apply the same perspective to the whole planet at a societal level as well as individual.
Regardless of what our title deeds say, we don’t own the land we occupy, any more than we own air, water or sunlight. We simply have a legally enshrined right of access, and what we need to move towards is an equally enshrined legal obligation to protect and regenerate.

A common dispute is between governments claiming that an action is the responsibility of individuals, and individuals claiming that the same action is the responsibility of the government, in an endless circle of us-ing and them-ing. What we should be learning from this pandemic is that there isn't a them, just an us, and the responsibility is shared by  all.




18 April 2020

Day 27 of UK lock down: something else to clap for


To be fair, most countries were ill-prepared for the Corona pandemic. In Britain, the situation has been exacerbated by a government formed from insouciant, Brexit-fixated, exceptionalists who apparently felt that the dastardly virus would think twice before daring to arrive in the land of Horatio Nelson and Winston Churchill. And anyway, pouring vast amounts of money & effort into white elephant vanity projects like HS2 gave much more instant gratification in Downing Street than all that boring forward planning. https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2020/apr/17/hs2-white-elephant-coronavirus-recession-conservatives?
 Against this woeful background, something positive and important has just happened. Mercedes-AMGHPP have collaborated with mechanical engineers and clinicians from University College, London and, in less than 100 hours, developed an open-source, easily reproducible breathing aid for Corona patients.
As an example of collective and generous positive action this will be important to remember when the pandemic has passed and we are re-focussing on the technical obstacles to reducing GHG emissions as a matter of life-threatening urgency.

17 April 2020

Day 26 of UK lock down: Food for Thought



Food accounts for over a quarter (26%) of global greenhouse gas emissions;
Half of the world’s habitable (ice- and desert-free) land is used for agriculture;
70% of global freshwater withdrawals are used for agriculture;
78% of global ocean and freshwater eutrophication (the pollution of waterways with nutrient-rich pollutants) is caused by agriculture;
94% of mammal biomass (excluding humans) is livestock. This means livestock outweigh wild mammals by a factor of 15-to-1. Of the 28,000 species evaluated to be threatened with extinction on the IUCN Red List, agriculture and aquaculture is listed as a threat for 24,000 of them.

Yet one third of all food produced globally is lost or wasted each year, amounting to 1.3 billion tonnes.

Meanwhile, 1.9 billion adults are overweight or obese, while 462 million are underweight.

Bon appetit !