27 April 2020

Day 36 of UK lock down: Johnson's return


Johnson, B is back in Downing Street, with a note from Matron to excuse him from answering any difficult questions about Cummings cherry-picking the scientific advice, about not treating the public like adults, about lying about herd immunity strategy, or about opportunistically accelerating towards a crash-out from the EU. And he’s to stay indoors at playtime, and restrict his public statements to occasional crowd-pleasing soliloquies about pluck, heroism and other uniquely British qualities, which have already created a patriotic flutter amongst much of the UK press, especially those outlets owned by billionaires and aristocrats. Young master Hancock is also very relieved.



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