It's come to this !

After a night of incessant and loud rain on the cold tin roof,  today is deemed a no-run day.

Meanwhile, as the world cracks and crumbles, and as a billion people face starvation, we have reached a new landmark in our 200,000 year evolution – the world’s first urine controlled games console and advertising space for men (ref). Someone has apparently calculated that the average man spends 9 months of his life standing in front of a urinal, staring fixedly at the wall in front of him. As a fairly average man I would dispute the 9 months bit, but what do I know ? Anyway, this hitherto unproductive time has been targeted for advertising purposes and, to engage the man’s attention, he is invited to direct the stream of urine as a “joystick” to interact with the “gaming console” as he pees. Ye gods !